One of the most aggravating things that can happen to me on a Saturday morning is waking up to a text message reading “Wanna come over”.  And from who?  Obviously your usual booty call that you were waiting for before you passed out fully clothed with your cell phone resting on your chest.  Waiting.  Now, I will not admit that I tried to hold my eyelids open waiting for this infamous text. Fuck it. I have and I know you have too.

My booty caller has somehow coined the nickname of “Man Pants” in which my girlfriends and I refer to him. Now, Man Pants is the typical guy who calls for late night, under-the-radar, secretive hot sex. Although he may introduce you to his roommates, he has no intention of hanging out with you on any other circumstances.

Texting is the sole means of communication for Man Pants and I. Strange? Maybe. Hot? Extremely. Seeing Man Pants pop up in my inbox is an automatic turn on. However, the second I get excited, giddy, smiley - I know I have let my emotions take hold and I am fucked. I would then get somewhat obsessed and think about him constantly. Thankfully, I am not attracted to Man Pants other than his smoking hot abs and well… stamina in bed. Running into your booty call, or in this case my Man Pants, during broad daylight can be amusing and horrific. I see Man Pants on campus from time to time and can’t help but laugh when we see each other. The awkward “hey whats up” conversation is over in 30 seconds. All he wants to know is if your busy tonight - or rather, interested in getting busy. The ultimate test of composure comes when you run into two or more previous hook ups at once. Try juggling that and the fact that they have all seen you naked and witnessed the sounds you make in bed. Awkward.

The guys over at Crackle.com have a hilarious new webseries that might hit home for some of you froshies wrapping up your first semester away at school. "Long Distance Relationship" is the story of Sam and Samantha, two High School Sweethearts separated from eachother in college on opposite coasts. The show details the relationship from their first webcam talks, library cybersex, to a surprise Halloween visit.

Apart from Sam and Samantha are their roommates and Samantha's hot TA, Cody, who is the focus of many a jealous encounter between the two.

While this could have easily become a lame series, these short vignettes are hilarious. Like most comedies, the girl is way to hot for the male lead - but it just wouldn't hold the same comic fodder if the guy didn't resemble the president of the World of Warcraft fanclub at your college.

First Episode

While taking a longer than necessary study break, I surfed You Tube looking for a good laugh. I came across a video of two 20-something guys asking if anyone wanted to go on a double date with them. They have a slew of videos talking about dates they went on and what they are looking for. I will admit, I sat on my couch and soberly laughed for 15 minutes.

These two guys, Dave and Ethan, are average looking Joes with the humor and personality that you find on The Office.  For the past 6 months they have been uploading videos updating everyone on their status of dates and love life. Although they have not found any long-term commitment yet, they have provided a good laugh to the avid You Tubers. Dave and Ethan also state a list of requirements that potential dates must possess. First, you have to be good looking-really good looking. Secondly, you can’t be crazy (damn, that eliminates me) and thirdly you have to be clean. No hood rats filled with the latest STD please. I think these are pretty legit requirements.

While I watched a few of their videos I wondered…nis this what dating will turn into? Will the Internet dating scene go to the next level by submitting video blogs (vlogs) of yourself in hopes to find true love? As I thought more about this I figured it be much more successful than the typical dating websites where you just upload pictures of yourself and cross your fingers that you find a decent match. And I think we all know the dangers in that. If the picture looks too good to be true, you’re probably right.

"Just whatever you do, don't let him do you in the butt."

"Umm... WHAT??"

Has it really come to that? I tell my best friend that I'm in love and she tells me to just watch out for a little slip of the bum? I'm put off by her reaction. This cannot be how we're defining love now. 

Suddenly it all flashes back to me... she's a little sensitive about this. The last time she was in love, this is exactly how some boy tricked her. She wanted to have regular sex with him, the usual-hole kind, but he was a "virgin" and suggested the other hole as a means of pleasing God. She agreed, with her "try anything once" attitude, but the experience was unpleasantly indelible, and now the association between love and anal is strong. 

But, she's long since moved on. Far and away totally in love with someone else. Someone who thinks that God can take a back seat to good ol' fashioned sex. Yet, she is still putting the warning out there: dissuading other individuals claiming to be in love, to just love without their asses. 

It makes sense to me, but then again, I never considered the alternative. Although, that's just a personal preference and clearly, when it comes to love, all bets are off.