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Updated: June 20, 2008

 

With GTA 4 making a huge splash in the gaming world, Rockstar is already in developmental stages of their next game in the popular series. In an attempt to step a little further out of the New York city based landscape, they have a few ideas on the drawing board for new locales to spice it up some:


1. GTA Des Moines

Out of the city and into the cornfields, Rockstar is taking you on the rural rollercoaster that is central Iowa. Navigate your character, a drunken farmboy, on a whole slew of adventures through the six block cultural epicenter that is Des Moines and surrounding fields. Pick up farm girls for a late "drive by the lake" or drink face and shoot at shit from your car.

New Vehicles
John Deere Tractor
Pickup Truck w/ 10 ft CB Antennae

New Missions:
"Payback's a Bitch"
Old Mr. Reynolds owes your boss a cool two grand for last season's seeds and isn't coughing up. Send a message by sneaking onto his land and shoot his dog.

"Foot-lost"
Some of the locals have pushed you too far and challenged you to a game of tractor chicken. Beat them at their own game and then beat them up for challenging you to something as lame as tractor chicken.

 

 


2. GTA Disney World


Gosh Mickey, looks like you're about to get messed up. GTA hits childhood dreams dead on as you totally blow Orlando a new one. You are the 'go-to' guy for the park's CEO, keeping the image of pristine family fun alive by taking out the trash behind the scenes. Unlock different areas of the park like the cultural shit-show of Epcot or the 'more adult' Paradise Island.

New Vehicles
Spinning Tea Cup
Tour Trolley

Missions:
"Mouse Trap"
One of the characters has been selling weed to the other employees under your nose. Find Mickey and run his ass down in public so everyone knows not to screw around on your turf.

"Bomb Space Mountain"
The ride technicians are talking about unionizing and they're meeting after hours in Space Mountain. Time to do some strike busting.

 



3. GTA Yearning for Zion Ranch


The media has portrayed them as a cult full of pedophiles and Texas martial law is looking to take the whole compound down. You play a young fundamentalist looking to rise the ranks from meager follower to full-on Prophet. Spend your days eliminating gambling, equal rights, and other temptations of the Devil and at night cruise the dirt roads looking for some new long dress clad girls to add to your polygamous entourage. Age is not important.

New Vehicles:
Rusted Out Tahoma
Family Services Bus

Missions:
"Exodus: Movement of the Children"
The Texas Sheriff's office has started their raid. Steal a bus and try to pick up as many children to put into hiding before Family Services can snag them.

"LDS, not LSD"
Drugs are becoming an issue as meth and homemade hallucinogens are introduced to the teenage population. Find the outside supplier and "pray" for them, as John Smith prayed for a fresh start free from religious persecution.


4. GTA Beijing


We're going international on this one, all the way to the Far East. Do the dirty work for the powers at be, but don't enjoy yourself too much as any showing of emotion will result in six military policeman coming and breaking your legs. Complete tasks for city officials such as disposing of unwanted female babies and BBQing dogs. Collect money from storekeepers to keep the citizens 'even', but expect to take 10 minutes to get anywhere with the foot traffic of 1 billion people.

New Vehicles:
Richshaw
Olympic Caravan

Missions:
"Oppress Tibet"
Basically, do as the title says.

"Domo Arigato Mr. Ambassador"
Drive around the city with foreign diplomats in town for the Olympic games and sweep the 'trash under the carpet'. Oxygen mask is required as you will be outside for more than twenty minutes.
 

 


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