In the past, labeling a woman a “professional female golfer” equated calling her a battleaxe or a lesbian. Now that stereotype is long gone. In the past five years, the LPGA has been infiltrated by foxy young athletes that hit the ball straight, avoid both sand and water hazards with ease and model skimpy swim attire for Maxim and FHM in their free time. No wonder women’s golf ratings are on the rise. Eat you heart out Arnold Palmer.
Seeing as how we are total babe-a-holics, Boosh Magazine has found some of the hottest female pro golfers of today, and we’ve ranked their overall awesomeness based on two factors. The first is cash winnings in 2007 and the second is where they sit in the fox meter rating (1 being Janet Reno and 10 being Cindy Crawford in 1996).
9. Kiran Matharu
Can’t wait to get to the 19th hole.
2007 winnings $37,000.00
Fox meter-8.5
She’s British, she’s hot and she is in the European nightlife and music scene, being stalked by paparazzi and doing MTV UK bits with Akon. I guess we should mention that she’s a pretty good golfer, but truthfully we just want to see her in a thong.
8. Michelle Wie
Not chopped liver but not exactly a female Tiger Woods.
Total Career earnings $30 Million (endorsements)
Fox meter 8.5
She used to be jail bate, but now that Michelle is 18, we don’t have any trouble labeling her as an official hottie. Although this year has been nothing short of a disaster for Wie on the golf course, it doesn’t matter because she is a babe worth $30 Million, which means she won’t have to resort to doing Playboy if her golf game never recovers. Good for her morally, but too bad for those of us that want to see the goods.
7. Anna Rawson
At least she won some money.
2007 earnings $19,440
Fox meter- 10
Anna was recently named “one of the ten most beautiful female athletes” by Sports Illustrated, and with one glance at this hottie from down under, there is no question as to why. She’s the total package; blond, tan and good with a putter. In 2007 Anna had no tournament victories and finished 74th on the money list, but no worries; I’m sure Victoria’s Secret would be more than happy to give her some work.
6. Kim Hall
The sweetest looking ones are the naughtiest.
2007 earnings $48,678.00
Fox Meter- 8.7
This Stanford grad took it to the greens and fairways professionally in 2006, but as of yet she has only one top ten finish in her career. Who cares. Have you seen her in a bikini? Totally insane. What would Karl from Caddy Shack have to say about Kim? “Uh oh, man overboard.”
5. Nicole Castrale
Beauty, brains and a killer short game
2007 earnings $166,000.00
Fox meter - 8.5
She is the definition of a hot brunette, and Boosh Magazine loves brunettes. In our opinion, they don’t get enough credit in the sexy department. Nicole’s golf game is quite solid, and we definitely wouldn’t mind it if she hooked our bogie.
4. Mikaela Parmlid
Things from Sweden are better.
2006 earnings $102,000.00
Fox meter- 9.2
Anyone named Mikaela has to be babe-zilla. She’s a former USC Trojan, she’s from Sweden and when Mikaela isn’t playing a quick 18, she enjoys catching some sun on the beach. As a golfer she does just fine, but we think she could do better being a bikini boxer; she’s got some guns.
3. Christie Kerr
Mature women have just as much fun.
2007 earnings $334,559.00
Fox meter 9.0
Kerr, who has been on the tour for over a decade now, is one of the most successful female golfers to date, and is also a total MILF. We have the feeling that she might be a bit of a freak in the sheets as well, have you seen the way she holds her trophies?
2. Sandra Gal
Dynamite on the course, devastating in a teddie.
2007 earnings $123,286.00
Fox meter 12
Sandra is probably the hottest female golfer ever and is possibly the hottest German ever. When she isn’t storming golf courses worldwide, this hot Bavarian pretzel wakeboards, models for Maxim, plays violin, and most importantly, makes Boosh Magazine’s heart yodel. We’d give anything to hear her say “I love to drive the ball” in German.
1. Natalie Gulbis
Bow chika wow wow.
2007 earnings $154,402.00
Fox meter- 11
Natalie stands at the top of list for many reasons; has a successful golfing career, she dabbles in business marketing and partakes in many philanthropies. But what we really care about is that she is a fox. Natalie models for FHM and other major entertainment media, and whether she needs someone to wash her clubs or give her a full body massage, Boosh Magazine is totally there for her.
